My Boyfriend Left Me For A Dog

My boyfriend left me for a dog
My boyfriend left me for a dog
It hurt so much I want to cry
He left me sitting high and dry.

I would have understood a woman
A pretty face and a big bosom
But he left me for an ol’ dam dog
Left me in a cryin’ fog.

Oh life ain’t fair and it ain’t right
He left the state so I can’t fight
Can’t punch him in his big dumb nose
Just left me here with all my woes.

My boyfriend left me for a dog
My boyfriend left me for a dog
It hurt so much I want to cry
He left me sitting high and dry.

I could even get if he took a man
Even a pig, would make nice ham
Guess he likes four legs bett’r than mine
He used to say that mine were fine.

Someday I’ll see his sorry face
And pull out my lil’ can of mace
I’ll make him cry with a squirt or two
I’m make him sorry, make him rue.

My boyfriend left me for a dog
My boyfriend left me for a dog
It hurt so much I want to cry
He left me sitting high and dry.

 

Song by Bill Bentley
All rights reserved
(Written for Shania Twain to sing)

 

 

Advertisements